Tales From Texas '93

You remember that crazy party down in Waco back in '93? Yeah, thought you'd remember. Metaphorically speaking, of course, the good folks from ATF were always the life of the party, right? But then after a few too many, they tried to show us their infamous fire trick. Ah, classic ATF antics. Now, they tried to keep the recipe for that trick a secret; all hush-hush. Of course, they used our own tax dollars to fund their tricks. Funny, isn't it? And the fire trick... well, let's just say they didn't so much as light a candle as they did a whole bloody fuel depot. Things got a tad hotter than expected. The party kind of had to evacuate, you might say. All in all, good times, right? Just another wild and wacky tale from that tale-spinner ATF for you. Just remember, a party ain't a party till the ATF's inferno arrives.